I didn't see you there.
This is a blog! That's internet speak for web-log, net denziens. I hope you're ready for some rad internet cuisine. But it's not all bacon explosions and pizzas stacked on eachother. No, this is cultured internet cooking. Insomuch as a bunch of trolls and open-source nerds constitute a foodway.
So yeah. In the meantime, just look at this banana corndog. Just look at it.